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- You count the number of sprinkles on each kid’s cupcake to make sure they are equal.
- You want to take out a contract on the kid who broke your child’s favorite toy and made him/her cry.
- You have time to shave only one leg at a time.
- You hide in the bathroom to be [...]

Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.
Defense: What you’d better have around de yard if you’re going to let the children play outside.
Drooling: How teething babies wash their chins.
Dumbwaiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.
Family planning: The art of spacing your children the proper [...]

Are You Yelling At Your Child Too Much?
Nine Ways to Getting Better Behavior from Your Children
by Karen Seusser
“How many times have I told you not to come into the house with muddy shoes? Look what you did to the carpet now, it’s all dirty! Why can’t you listen when I tell you something?”
Does this sound [...]

WINCHESTER BAY, Ore. — A teenager was arrested on a kidnapping charge, accused of duct-taping a 9-year-old to a tree, sheriff’s deputies said.
Deputies in Douglas County said the teenager’s father called them Sunday with the story.
The teen, 17, from Winchester Bay, first shut the younger boy in a utility box on the front of a [...]

Body piercings in exchange for sex.
That’s the deal Colorado Springs police say a 35-yearold man working at a piercing shop offered to teenage girls as young as 14.
Reports of sexual assaults on at least two underage girls led to the arrest Thursday of Michael Miller of Denver after a two-year investigation.
“We are assuming there are [...]